mashed potato hands

Fists that are soft like mashed potatoes because they aren’t clenched hard enough. mashed potato hand punches are weak, ineffective, and put the hand and wrist at risk of damage if you hit hard. Common among young low ranked martial arts students.

Those young white belts are gonna get themselves hurt if they don’t make proper fists and keep throwing punches with those mashed potato hands.

by Bigdickjonez January 24, 2023

Master Oogway

A different type of species typically a giga chad.

Master Oogway is made different

by [e-mail] April 3, 2023

Rodeo Master

One who accomplishes Rodeo Sex and maintains it for 8 seconds or more.

Rob: "I have AIDS"

Megan: "What the FUCK!?"

*8 seconds later*

Greg:(jumping out of a closet) "You ARE the Rodeo Master!"

by Rodeo Master February 19, 2009

ninja master

person worthy of leading a team of true ninjas (people that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama).

Brian's a superstar at this company because he is a ninja master, and you have to be able to walk through walls to be a part of his team.

by dadlyman November 21, 2011

Session Master

A master of sessions, one that knows how to execute the perfect session, including method, time, and place.

Jackson is a session master.

by Session Master November 9, 2011

toilet master

someone who marks their territory by peeing around the rim of the toilet

I am the toilet master.

by fragileego May 16, 2014

punani master

it means you dominate all the poontang in the world, from land to sea

Pierre: Bro, your the punani master!
Adi: Right on!

by asasasasasasa June 30, 2014