slaw man

a man that likes slaw and jumps on dogs and spill peoples drinks. a real legend.

"He spilled my drink! It must of been a slaw man"

by slawwwwsalemaiee December 16, 2019

Man spam

The act of spamming social media with excessive images of your man.

Amy: Why didn't you post that snap of you and Ronald to your story?

Tina: I'm gonna post more later. Didn't wanna man spam my followers

by stiwimpski June 18, 2017

Ant man

The legend that saved the world by going up Thanos's butthole.

Wow, ant man is my savior

by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019

Man nipples

Two hot af jiggly jabbly jugs of heaven

I’m sexually attracted to your man nipples.

by Skdbkdnd February 27, 2020

diaper man

It’s a last resort in an argument and will destroy your foe sending them into complete and utter chaos.

Person 1: Your stinky

Person 2: Well your a diaper man

Person 1: *starts to cry and melt away”

by PP_puncherman March 2, 2020

man wine

Invented in 1866 by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis to ease the sting of the Civil War, man wine is a made with two parts grape juice and one part rum. Fractions may be adjusted depending on the individuals taste but caution should be taken as the drinker most often ends up without pants on.

Davis - I can't believe we lost that war, pass me another glass of man wine.
Lee - Put your damn pants back on JD.

by a1miller October 27, 2011

Man-pass

1. A metaphorical permit
2. A device that sanctions or approves a person to partake in activities. One that does not have the freedom to do as they wish will ask the dominant one in a relationship for permission. Said device generally comes at a price or condition.

I totally got the Man-pass from the wife to go play poker tonight!

by ODeuce May 7, 2009