ipad mom

An iPad mom is a modern-day type of parent that allows their children to fall victim to overstimulation from being on their sticky gross iPads all day as a substitute for parenting. They can be found at disney, the mall, probably yelling at an employee from their Honda Odyssey while their kids Jayden and Mkayla fight in the back seats. Avoid at all costs, an iPad mom dooms herself and her children to a terrible fate.

that ipad mom in the booth is the laziest bitch I’ve ever seen, she lets her kids scream and throw food around and uses their ipads to calm them down..

by bitter teenager February 15, 2021

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Mom Kink

As opposed to a mommy kink, in which someone derives sexual gratification from a woman who babies and dotes over them, with the recipient usually acting in a childlike way, a 'mom kink' is when someone derives sexual gratification from a more mature dynamic, perhaps similar to one between a mom and her teenage son/daughter. This kink is considered more casual, and is characterised by the feeling that it's more similar to a romantic and/or sexual connection between a real mother and son/daughter, as opposed to one between roleplayers who act unrealistically nurturing and childlike.

Candice: hey, did you hear about Howard?
Joe: yeah, he has a mom kink
Hugh: don't you mean a 'mommy kink'?
Joe: no...

by T. Fwing Productions January 13, 2022

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vencel's mom

really curvy women with an hourglass figure

kim kardashian has a vencel's mom figure

by localcatlover March 15, 2022

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Dans mom

Who I ride after school

I fuck dans mom on a regular basis

by SheevTheSenate66 September 17, 2021

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Mom Effect

When you have a problem or lost something and ask someone else for help or to see and the problem is fixed or the lost item is found.

Of course when I ask you to help me find my shoes there right here, that’s the mom effect.

by kevnet May 20, 2021

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Quidditch Mom

A friend who is the mom of the friend group, she is very supportive and caring and does not like being called a soccer mom or hockey mom. Loves to bake, especially sourdough which she shares with all her adopted children.

Boy: Who gave you this sourdough? its really good!
Girl: My quidditch mom!

by asparagus264 June 12, 2021

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