Mayan Mississippi Handshake

A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.

I'll never forget my first Mayan Mississippi Handshake!

by Ttown49 April 1, 2017

The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour a liquid from her boobs to her vagina and drink it

Friend:hey can you hang out
Me:no I can’t I’m about to give my girl the Mississippi River

by Bigboydirtydan69 June 11, 2018

Mississippi suck fuck

Something the man Cody Suttles would do in the middle of Mississippi

Cody Suttles performed the Mississippi suck fuck

by Yuh smug January 8, 2022

Mississippi Lug Nut

When you nut on to a rusty nail and then you put it in to your gay partners dick then suck it out.

Man that Mississippi lug nut was great last night.

by Dicknjsksnxjd October 4, 2019

Mississippi Train

When you live in Mississippi and your cousins come into town for a family reunion and you run a train on each other.

I went to this family reunion one time with my buddy, everyone started to run a Mississippi train on each other so obviously I had to join in.

by Ilikebigbootybishes May 2, 2019

Mississippi Muncher

When a gay down syndrome man kidnaps a little boy and turns him upside down and fucks him in the ass.

He gave that kid the Mississippi Muncher.

by Mississippi Muncher69 February 28, 2024

Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!

by Mr. Eric Shay November 5, 2010