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Milf

That Noah grimes kid is a milf
by Logeman487 December 14, 2018
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MILF

Acronym for Mom I'd Like to Fuck
We all know this. It was originally used by teenaged boys to refer to the mothers of other teenagers. Can be used to refer to any woman around the age range of your own mother whom you find so attractive that you want to have sex with them.
BUT- should NOT be used to refer to young mothers with babies. OF COURSE young fertile women are attractive to men. That's a basic human reproductive instinct. Or in other words, it's just coveting your neighbor's wife. The idea is not that they have born children, it is that they are old enough to be your mother
Guy 1: Is that your mom?! Damn, dude, she's a total MILF!
Guy 2: Don't even talk about my mom like that!
by Neko_no_Morihime April 25, 2024
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milf

Definition (slang) describing a middle aged or older woman as a slut or whore.
milf is a woman who sleeps with other men (sugar daddy's). Or a woman who dresses in a particular way.
by meman887 August 5, 2023
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MILF

person 1: "what's your favourite animal?"
person 2: "milf."
person 1: "doesn't that mean mom i'd like to fuck?"
person 2: "no, it means man, i love frogs."
by luaraka September 24, 2020
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Milf maggan

A milf who has sex with people below 18 years. Pretty deap and love her sons stud on her face. She like bbc's but her sons stud i very small. Milf maggan always fucking.
- Vem ringer du då?
- MILF MAGGAN
by Ilovemaggan May 16, 2018
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MILF Assed

When a woman turns to walk away and the view makes you realize she is a MILF.
When Johnny’s Mom dropped him off, she was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF assed.
by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020
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Milf

Hij is echt een milf
by Mathielove123 July 2, 2021
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