walmart milf

a MILF who looks like she shops in the maternity section at walmart. exterior look is preferably a big, chunky white woman.
that lady taking iggy for a walk in the parking lot sure looks like a walmart milf.
by $uper $pooky January 18, 2019
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Milf queefs

Ok,so you see someone at the market, and they look like a big scary milf: she has too much fake tanner on and she has boots leaking towards her brain, she has pubes sticking out of her thong,she has stretch marks and she looks like a monster from 300. Feel free to make a quest sound.
I said ew when I saw milf queefs
by Alex phoenix October 07, 2023
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Diet Milf

A woman who is a stepmom to a child.
Dude did you see the lady at the counter?

Yeah bro I heard she's a diet milf.
by Crimson fukr May 29, 2021
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National Milf Gillies Day

august 15th is the day where we celebrate Liz gillies for being a milf!
hey guys, it’s national milf gillies day today! let’s all go tweet Liz gillies about how much we love her milfyness
by lizgilliesisamilf July 30, 2021
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Miami MILF

Miami MILF is the hottest of the hot MILFs. She is a little crazy and all fake tits and botox but she will do things to your cock that will make you think of her while you are with your gf especially when she declines her husband's call while she's giving you head in his SUV.
"Bro, that Miami MILF is left my back all marked up. My girl asked me about it."
by MiamiSwingersFan May 20, 2023
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milf lover

Veve ☀️ 🐺
Veve: omg that mom is so hot

Course youd think that, youre a milf lover
by Digjgsj August 07, 2022
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Milf waxer

A professional at going down on women and rubbing his bald head in there no no square , for both removing hair and keeping a super shine on his bald head.
How do you keep your head so shiney and smooth? I use that milf waxer.
by Arodnation636 February 18, 2021
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