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Meeting Place Express

A website used to join corportate people into massive orgys through the power of the Internet. Often conference rooms are turned into fucking grounds as they stream live video to other corporate individuals doing the same.
I cant wait to go to work. Were having a Meeting Place Express party.
by Jakob Theliar January 12, 2011
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in a meeting

Means to suck your boss's penis literally in order to get ahead at work.
A: Yo sorry I was in a meeting earlier. Just trying to get ahead by giving some head.

B: I admire the work ethic. Your style is not for me but I don't discriminate.
by zimdoh March 8, 2024
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HOA Meeting

A bunch of old white men doing what old white men do best: talking out their asses.

They’re generally talking about controlling other people’s lives, without considering how those people feel.
“There’s an HOA Meeting tonight
“Oh barf”
I know right
by thesunisadeadlylaser July 27, 2021
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Meet

Meet/ meeting is a slang word predominantly used in Ireland. It means to makes-out or french kiss
by Willycruncher89 February 22, 2021
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meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight

On valentine's day, when you and your Everything meet up and you spend time together, and the feeling of pure joy overwhelmes your body. Just seeing their smile makes you the happiest person on earth and this sentence describes everything you would to for them. Midnight is the enchantment hour when everything is possible and magic happens, dancing is the emotion and feelings you share and moonlight is the light to your future :)
"meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight" it read.
by Dia ;) February 13, 2021
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french meeting

a french meeting is another word for a sexual hookup
Kierran: "Hey Keenan, wanna smoke a bowl rn?"

Keenan "I can't, I've got a French Meeting" *winks*
by kierran169 November 24, 2023
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Department Meeting

An orgy, at which someone is elected as "company secretary" in order to take "minutes".

This involves collecting the semen of of all participants into a receptacle. The last person to add to the receptacle is made to drink it.
From an interview with Sting, 2002:

"I was in Wales doing an in store signing. I decided to call my mate Rhys Ifans and get him to join me to be a translator. During a lull in the event Rhys asked me if I wanted to go to a Department Meeting with him, explaining it was a "really special sex get together". Trudy and I are always up for new things sexually so I agreed.
At the meeting Rhys was acting as company secretary. I famously last for up to eight hours so after a time Rhys presented me with half a pint of ejaculate to drink. I would have fled but someone had the keys to my helicopter. I thought about calling The Police but we were not really on speaking terms back then, so down the hatch it went.
Anyway, that's why Rhys and I fell out."
by googabooga October 8, 2022
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