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Shit list

A list of people you are going to take a shit on
Person A: Noooo please don’t shit on me

Person B: sorry I have to I put you on my shit list
by Fishtitties August 24, 2020
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Casper List

The collection of poor souls who have decided to ghost you rather than (wo)man up and just tell you they were not interested.
Of all the people I have been talking to, I would have never thought this guy woud end up on my Casper List.
by JennMe July 9, 2024
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list the dish

to accept or listen to any news or gossip one is offering
I try not to get involved in drama, but I’ll gladly list the dish.
by ShoulderBoulder September 15, 2020
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journal-list

A person who writes top-ten lists of things, often very poorly, with the intent of informing the reader about something the author assumes the reader didn't previously know. These lists usually include well-known factoids that lots of people know, and are usually tainted by the author's personal opinion. Seen on web sites like Buzzfeed.
I'm going to launch a Buzzfeed clone and become a journal-list.
by billsuspect September 17, 2014
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John Stewart was on the list

The 'friends' of the shooter were lying and there's a very real possibility that they weren't actually his friends.
Hym "John Stewart was on the list! Mr. Bean was on the list. Hoe Jogan was on the list. These people have been enlisted by someone to do what they are doing. They don't need to have been paid. Jillian Michaels is starting to crack because she just wanted a career picking low-hanging fruit on an internet talkshow. What did the shooter say? I want to hear what the shooter said. Out of his own mouth. Because John Stewart will lie like a bitch until the day he days because that is all you could ever possibly learn from Jewish parents. He knows about my thing and he has the resources to confirm the veracity of the claim 'people are stalking and harassing other people in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it is leading to Mass murder, suicide, misdiagnosis, and/or being locked into a life of poverty my overpaid internet and television personalities' AND INSTEAD, John Stewart AGREED TO or WAS TOLD TO keep his mouth shut about it. In the name of the Jews or Women or Children and AT THE COST OF Jews (in the form of a synagogue shooting) or women (there's a documentary on Hulu that resembles what I'm talking about OR the Ukranian girl who got stabbed on the train by someone who was "allegedly schizophrenia") or Children (Your kids got shot in 2016 by a kid who was AFFECTIVELY SCHIZOPHRENIC BUT POTENTIALLY NOT ACTUALLY SCHIZOPHRENIC)"
by Hym Iam October 2, 2025
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To don't List

A list of things that you don't want to do.
A: Lets go to that ballet!
B: Yeah, (sarcastically) I'll put that right on top of my to don't list.
by jzokel February 27, 2010
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rape list

a list of people you want to rape soooo bad
shut up or im putting yo ass on the rape list
by tonsilla February 16, 2024
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