Lincoln Thorn

they say he is a gay man, however the rumors are false. he only has eyes for one. kylie. a lincoln thorn is never gay, only hot.

oh my god! that’s him!
who?
that’s Lincoln Thorn
oh yes he is not gay and he likes Kylie Marlow

by Broken-heartedLady1234 June 21, 2024

Lincoln Logging

The act of men stacking penises on top of eachother.

Lincoln logging : Abraham Lincoln stacked dicks with me at the part last night

by Bi1lyB0b5k1 July 12, 2024

Lincoln Street

Block In South Ozone Park Queens That Extends From Rockaway Boulevard To The Van Wyck Expressway.

Cody: “What Block Is This?”
Ethan: “Oh You Ain’t Know This Is

Lincoln Street.”
Cody: Wait This Block Is

Rockaway Boulevard Between Lincoln Street, Now I Notice It.
Ethan: Now You Know It That Is Good.
Cody: Thank You.
Ethan: It’s Okay

by 21jay July 27, 2024

Arthur Lincoln

A joke in southern American countries to confuse foreigners, commonly used as a coverup to get out of plans

I can’t see you this weekend, I’m going hiking with Arthur Lincoln

by TrueDan July 30, 2024

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Lincoln

Cains milfs my god

Omg there’s Lincoln I bet he’s cained all the milfs here

by Rogers Mob November 22, 2021

The Fizzy Lincoln

Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.

Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.

“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”

by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024