seth janke

This is the name of a hard working person who is very noble. He can do anything he puts his mind to. He makes the people around him very happy, he doesn’t have to do much though, all he has to do is smile. He is amazing, he will do anything to make those he cares about happy. He is also extremely good looking. He is literally the hottest person you’ll meet. When you’re around him you’ll feel like nothing else really matters, like being there with him and enjoying those moments is what makes you happy. He is the kindest, most loving person one can have in their life.

Seth janke is also a goof

by lil boat... May 30, 2018

Dabbing Janks

British slang term for masturbation.

“Man I just had the best time dabbing janks.”

by toxicnerd March 8, 2019

Bo-jankidy

A more "redneck" style of saying "ratchet" ;another word for ratchet

Guy 1: Yooo dawg look at this sweatshirt i found!!
Guy 2: Nahhh g, that shit hella bo-jankidy

by umop əp!§dn August 10, 2019

d-jank

a person that ruins one fandom or community by bringing in another one

I stopped listening to power metal after those d-jank Furries took over.

by pasquetti October 17, 2019

Mark Janke

Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.

Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!

by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 13, 2020

Matilda Janković

The absolute best and hottest human being to have ever existed in the known universe.

Person 1:Hey i feel cool and hot vibes.
Person 2:Oh Matilda Janković must be around!!

by Uhhh...def not kikirx... December 18, 2020

Brad Janke

Brad Janke is just a Delight to be around, but makes a very mediocre Chili and Brisket. Despite that minor flaw, he is gregarious, firm in his beliefs, and deeply loyal to those he allows to be in his life. If you have a Brad Janke in your life you are a lucky individual!

We should all strive to be a Brad Janke.

by CDawg255 December 28, 2020