One of the most obnoxious people you will meet. Hella ugly. Not very kind. Really dumb. Never trust a Jayden Seefried or a Jayden Atchison, they will bully you.
by acss troll October 22, 2019

by Jakyala March 21, 2024

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He/She is the most gorgeous looking person ever. Everything about Jayden Sprano is perfect.
by thepoosaypopper August 12, 2022

The guy that will kill you for taking his chips and the type of kid that has a 1 inch penis
And the type of guy that will kill you in fortnite battle Royale.
And the type of guy that will kill you in fortnite battle Royale.
by Dusty bodee August 4, 2019

Jayden is the #1 kind of person you need for a best friend. He will make you laugh cheer you up when your sad, even give you presents out of no were. He knows exactly what's wrong with you even if you don't say anything. Jayden will always be the one who has your back, no matter what comes your way. If you have a Jayden keep him/her and NEVER LET GO
"Jayden said he wants to be friends"
" OMG really I've been wanting to be true.ds with him since 4th grade"
" OMG really I've been wanting to be true.ds with him since 4th grade"
by KK_KENT_91797 November 4, 2019

Jayden is a sexy devil he will eat ur peen so fast ur grandma won’t even have time to say yum yum my bum when I walk in the room I shout EAT MY BUTT says a Jayden next time won’t u eat his pickle his soggy pickle!!
by Batdogg2 January 15, 2019

A skin bag filled with lard. Can cause devastating earthquakes when stomping and deserves to be bullied. Normally intimate with it's mother. If shown McDonalds, the entity can cause catastrophic damage to the nearest 20 acres of land.
by Anthropoid_1939 November 23, 2021
