A volunteer firefighter so addicted to the idea of battling flames that he begins to imagine smoke and fire where none exist, much like a desperate wanderer in the desert mistaking heat haze for water. Typically characterized by delusions of heroism, compulsive false alarms, and an insatiable need to prove relevance in the absence of actual emergencies.
“Calm down, Johnson—you’re acting like a damn Ash-junkie again; that’s not smoke, it’s just a barbeque pit.”
by Jack Dollson September 3, 2025
Get the Ash-junkiemug. A person with a compulsive addiction or obsessive dependency on something, who is a smooth conartist that has his/her junkie game running nicely
If you take the junkie stunters out of junkie scenes then you no longer get to witness someone who is very good at word playing their way into everything valuable around and still be a feen.
by NitidSalem April 12, 2016
Get the junkie stuntermug. by jojog123 March 26, 2023
Get the designer junkiemug. by Wirebackhater September 7, 2025
Get the Circuit junkymug. by emmo585541 May 22, 2008
Get the punkie junkiemug. by Durty_d31 April 18, 2017
Get the slob junkiemug. I can't afford to get my nails done professionally.... I'll do it myself! I have junky Nail Syndrome
by Afreur August 19, 2024
Get the Junky Nail Syndromemug.