When one arrives at the home of a person they arranged to scoop, and they honk their car horn instead of texting the person to let them know they have arrived, or getting out of the hoopty to knock or ring the actual doorbell or any other means of making their presence known
Doug: "Hey Grandpa! why is there an incessant car horn going off outside? I'm trying to watch The Price is Right!"
Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."
Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."
by HBAD May 4, 2020
Get the Jewish Doorbellmug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake March 5, 2025
Get the 《¤》Jewish《¤》jewUish《¤》jewisH《¤》mug. Western civilization has become a degenerate dumping ground made up of unwashed, 3rd world hordes and blacks, all driven by the jewish need for non-homogenous societies and slave wage laborers, intended to replace the White founding stock.
When White populations and their tax dollars are forced to look after these burdens on society while dealing with their excessive crime rates, it is known as jewish daycare.
When White populations and their tax dollars are forced to look after these burdens on society while dealing with their excessive crime rates, it is known as jewish daycare.
"Hey Chad did you see that Tyrone stomping on the head of that elderly White man."
"Yes I did, its jewish daycare every single time."
"Yes I did, its jewish daycare every single time."
by HeinousAeinous August 3, 2025
Get the jewish daycaremug. The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him
So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.
by NJG420 May 4, 2024
Get the Jewish baptismmug. Hym "I do not like the fact that Jewish Hitler (Benjamin Netenyaho(I don't care how his name is spelled)) his coming here and criticizing the use of the freeze peach of the citizen of America."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
Get the Jewish Hitlermug. It's still no better than anything Kanye said about "Jewish media platforms" and you're defending one of them and not the other.
Hym "So, Kanye West saying Jewish media is doing X, Y, Z, and all ties need to be cut but Elon says Jewish Communities (Which is LESS specific and Kanye had a list of media outlets he was explicitly speaking about) and you immediately run defense for that fat retarded shlong of his. BLATANT hypocrisy. Possibly a little racism. I don't see the difference."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2023
Get the Jewish Communitiesmug. by Man dude guy May 3, 2023
Get the Hot Jewishmug.