Italian Cow

A cow that speaks Italian while mooing at the same time, normally while eating.

A cow eating a piece of bacon that sounded Italian and then started mooing, making it an Italian Cow.

by Jimbo The Italian Cow April 17, 2011

Italian Karate

Male masturbation, Wanking.

" I heard Dave in the bathroom the other day giving it the old Italian Karate"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

italian molly

1. wild passionate orgasims that never end and that cruse erotica
2.incredible hott sexxi ladies...every boy wants them!!
3.an incredible hott, sexxi, brunette wanting to bang the italian stallionand sean

1. daaaammmmnnnn...i had one HOTT italian molly last night!!
2.i want that italian molly soooo badly!!!
3. you are such an italian molly!! get away from him!!

by UnKnoWn*~ March 14, 2007

Italian gator

When an individual takes a stuffed animal and ejaculates on the chest of the stuffed animal, pretending that it is a real person.

We were surprised to find out that Adam had done an Italian gator on his childhood stuffed animal.

by Ryan Clark January 04, 2006

italian meatloaf

when you are doing someone up the butt, and when you jizz, shit gets stuck in it and it stays on your dick when you pull it out.

Dude I boned this hot redhead in the ass last night, but came out with an italian meatloaf

by local sex fiend October 24, 2006

Italian-American

Pronunciation: It-Al-Ion A-Mare-Ikan (noun)

An American person of Italian ethnicity and who usually has a good city job that they got because they are politically connected.

"I can't be a fireman, because I am not an Irish-American or Italian-American."

by Jimmy Dick Wang July 28, 2008

The Italian Houdini

Picking up a girl in a bar using smooth Italian lines and charisma. Then you take her to a motel and make her pay half the hotel bill. Fucking her, and the blowing a load in her face after she gives you a blow job. Then, when she's in the bathroom, you grab your bottle of booze. Say you're going to get cigarettes and then vanish! Never to be seen again. Also called the Blow N Go!

"Hey bro! I met this hot chick last night and pulled The Italian Houdini!"

"Now way dude! That's badass!

by V Pak A.K.A Val Pak June 27, 2009