Dirt Juice

When you take whats left in your nearly empty liquor bottles and mix it in to one drink.

I had an ounce of vodka, sip of Jeger couple drops at the bottom of 6 beers and some tequila. I mixed them all together and made Dirt Juice.

by Scheezo December 1, 2010

Dirt Ernie

The notion or idea of experiencing consciousness, as of for the first time with all senses, when on a particularly bad acid trip.

Ryan felt the dirt ernies take him over as hemelted into the bed as if he were butter.

by Cookie W February 25, 2018

Vagina dirt

noun, When you pull down the panties and you don't know if it's sand, critters or cat litter.

Man 1: Her vagina dirt was so extensive I had to use a paint scraper before accessing.
Man 2: That vagina dirt was so thick it reminded me of a dirt and worm cupcake.

by Ksofm666 April 27, 2015

Squirt dirts

Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!

After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!

by Handyhomo February 25, 2019

dirt puppy

A low level street criminal who believes they are more important than they are. They are usually addicted, dirty, unkempt and are of below average intelligence.

Look are that street urchant walking up and down the block all day looking for a way to get his fix.

Yea that dude is a straight dirt puppy!!

by Sapporo December 19, 2015

feet in the dirt

Getting dirty, doing the hard work in order to become successful or accomplish something.

"Been keeping busy with my feet in the dirt. This hard works gonna pay off soon".

by Mr Out There October 31, 2017

a jar of dirt

something that you give an asshole to remind them that there as low as fuck

mate your a jar of dirt

by a jar of dirt November 27, 2016