Hongyu

A male pedophile who cashes his way through life, hence resulting in his large size and heavy body mass.

Man, you're such an Hongyu.

by This is all facts September 5, 2021

Hangover Hung

When you have an erection in the morning after a long night of drinking.

I woke up the in morning and i was hangover hung. My penis was throbbing for a quick jerk.

by CaptainGill June 5, 2010

stump hung

Nailing the dick of a sexual predator to a tree stump with a wide head 10 penny nail, miles from passers-by. Leaving said sexual predator nailed to the stump with only a small lightweight knife to "free" himself with by cutting off his dick or die from exposure.

Imagine a greasy country boy with no dick! He was stump hung.

by TacoSauceKidd February 21, 2011

Hungarian eyepatch

A torture method used by Austro-Hungarians to interrigate enemy soldiers or prisoners. First they will gauge out the eyes, and have the fatest and most constipated man in the town, and have him take a vicious, rabid shit in the victim's eye sockets. Then somone will stik there thumbs in the eye sockets and add intense presure to the fececs to project them to his brain.

Hey dude, that guy wants to do a Hungarian eyepatch to his girlfriend.

by wifflewaffer December 1, 2011

hung like a bull gerbil

It is simply the opposite of being hung like a gerbil. A man with small genitals. But if he says it about himself he is a confident man who hits the G-spot everytime.

I am hung like a bull gerbil, i hit the g-spot everytime.

by thefunnybrothers November 4, 2013

hungarian howitzer

When a person is walking around and they are desperately holding in a big shit, eventually it shoots out, ripping the pants open in the process, and it flies through the atmosphere, around the Earth, and right onto a blind russian man's dick.

Madison was holding in her shit so long waiting in line for the bathroom, that she did a hungarian howitzer and freaked everyone out.

by Chootrain470 May 11, 2016

HƯng

The person who wrote this definition

Random people who looking at this:Who make this definition ?
Myself in disguise:It's Hưng you dumass

by notOhm February 12, 2019