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Grandchildren envy

Envy of your unborn descendants who will live in the future and have access to awesome future technology.
Person 1: Someday they'll invent chips you can have in your head that can access the internet.
Person 2: Oh man I want one.
Person 1: It won't be for a hundred years though.
Person 2: Aww, man! So those lousy future people will get to do it but not me? Lame!
Person 1: You have a case of grandchildren envy!
by Nebula99 June 9, 2010
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Grand Strategy

Strategy undertaken on the nation scale. Usually used by military officers from Brigadier General (or country equivalent) rank and up. Can also be a hobby, where enthusiasts are nicknamed "armchair general" and play Wargames. Finally, a sub-genre of strategy games.

Nations that have a centralized command doctrine usually place grand strategy over squad tactics.
1. "Recon has sighted Taliban infantry to the east of here, so we'll send 23rd division here and flank them with 29th division, located here." - General using grand strategy
2. "Did polish lancers really charge at German panzerkampfwagen?" -Armchair General magazine
3. "Fucking comet sighted!" - average Europa Universalis III player
by KrazyKommie February 14, 2012
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grand

A grand is One thousand dollars.
Person 1: "Dude, I just got a grand for my birthday!"
Person 2: "No way! You got a fucking grand!?!
by Horny & Thorny March 30, 2019
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Ganda V the Man

Vasco is a guy who is funny, (not) smart, follows the crowd (a lot), and tries too hard, but is OP and a young legend.
Sexy Girl: OMG is that Ganda V the man?! He’s so handsomeee.
by DanitheMafia September 7, 2019
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Thanks Granddad

A) Phrase used to express appreciation towards one's Grandfather.

B) Phrase used to express appreciation towards someone whilst simultaneously belittling party A's affection for said Grandfather.
Granddad: Dinner's ready Sam.
Sam: Thanks Granddad.

Du Fresne: Hey dude I totally penetrated your wife last night.
Logan: Oh thanks Granddad!
by Guy Biggles October 23, 2007
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Sandy Gandalf

Sanday Gandalf is the term given to an exceptionally stubbly vagina. This may hurt or even cause rash if touched for too long.
"I was going down on her for about half an hour last night, it really hurt my face."

"Dude, Sandy Gandalf, not cool!"
by Flock o' Choco November 12, 2011
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pour le grand

"Pour le grand" is French for "for the big" -- it is used in certain Russian sub-cultures to indicate that one is going to take a dump (i.e. a #2)
A goes to bathroom to take a #2

B: Pour le grand or pour le petit?
A: Pour le grand
by lerusfou September 20, 2012
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