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grandma is the baby

A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".
by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023
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Grandma

The poopests of poops
I have I had grandma in diaper
by Colman 54 January 26, 2020
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Yummy Grandma's

MREMEMEMEMEmMEMEMEM
"Yummy grandma's QUote me litterally"
by CaramelEmber!! April 12, 2022
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ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.
Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*
by MEAGPERSON June 2, 2018
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Nice 64, Grandma!

In the movie “Dont be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood”, an elderly woman, the protagonist’s grandma, is messing around with the hydraulics on her 1964 Chevy Impala, and two dudes in a different car say “nice 64, grandma!”. The movie then cuts to her custom license plate, that reads “OG”. This movie is hilarious and you should watch it.
*elderly woman drives Impala*
Me: nice 64, grandma!
Her: thanks, sonny!
by CashMoneyK420 February 20, 2023
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grandma grass

by Nobel6OfReach July 10, 2022
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Grandma Rose

A girl who acts like an old lady. Dresses like an elderly woman, goes to bed early, curses, and is very opinionated.
Don't invite Ruth to go out, she'll want to pull a Grandma Rose and be home in bed by 9p!
by BabyRuthie January 15, 2019
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