German Virgin

In Texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket nines, he is said to be holding a german virgin.

Guy: Hey you dumb kraut, lets have sex.
German Virgin: NEIN, NEIN!!!

by Mike January 24, 2005

german penis-pump

when performing anal or vaginal sex, the receiver farts or queefs thus creating a penis-pump-like action

This morning i was analing Gretchen and she gave me the german penis-pump.

by Tylercer13 December 21, 2006

German Shammies

When 2 men grab each other's foreskins and pull until the other gives up. Generally because of the pain! Like a game of peanuts.

"Hey Aiden, Want A Game Of German Shammies?"
"No Not Today Man, My Cock Hurts Too Much!"

by Cullen_34 February 20, 2009

german piston

the femal version of a dutch ruuder

"gosh, joe gave me a great german piston last night"

by lars fredricksen January 9, 2009

German Superplex

When a huge ass german man gets behind you, shoves his cock inside your ass, and does a suplex.

Dude Gustavo did a German Superplex on Estaban and cracked the floor!!!!

by Douche-bags assassin June 27, 2009

German Gas Mask

The sexual act of a person putting his/her mouth on the anus of another person as the other person realeases gas into the other persons mouth.

Adne ate Abigales butthole blowout as they did the German Gas Mask.

by J@$0n May 14, 2011

German Dildo

Its where you shit into a condom and then freeze it, and then use it as a dildo.

I used a German dildo on that whore last night.

by kersh-i2i January 24, 2011