Gary

Someone I wish I had more time with…Someone I should have kissed when he asked me to and I will always regret it. I had stars in my eyes too…There are so many things and I wish it didn’t end the way it did.

A Gary is someone who is generous, kind and hardworking. He is the very definition of tall, dark and handsome.

by queenofcups June 20, 2018

Gary-D

Noun/Verb Meaning a "boner" or erection.

Tommy: "Are you sporting a Gary-D?"

Joesph: "... Maybe.."

by Harem Spotter January 9, 2012

Gary Underwood

The hot blonde that resembles Carrie Underwood, but he's a dude!

-- Hey, check out the hot blonde in front of us, looks like Carrie Underwood... mmm
-- Idiot, that's a dude... More like Gary Underwood!

by Daddy UW October 30, 2012

Gary Prosser

The man the myth the legend. The greatest teacher to ever walk the halls of MUHS. Often did drugs before class. Had random midgets locked up in his cabinet.

Have you had Gary Prosser's class today?

No but I saw him doing a line earlier.

by YOungthug414 August 4, 2016

Garter Belt Champion

The Garter Toss Champion is the lucky guy who catches the brides Garter at a wedding reception. This is a huge honor, which gives the recipient the title of designated drinker at the next wedding. Other acceptable prizes for winning the garter toss include unsolicited bridesmaid blowjobs.

Dude, I can't wait for Jonny and Kristi's wedding! I'm gonna do all I can to become the Garter Belt Champion. The spoils of victory will be worth the months of training.

by WhoopThereImNot June 28, 2016

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake

Main character of the series of books and games "The Witcher"

I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom

by JulianL July 13, 2017

garther

Garther - a very sexually attractive individual usually spotted serving at banks or other machines - originated in klb school

Garthhhhhaaaa garthhhhhh , ur such a garther

by March69 October 21, 2020