worst father

Troy Guild

Troy Guild is the worst father

by Thetruthforyall April 7, 2018

Assumption feather

One who assumes they know what is going on and yet clearly has no clue....he just is making a big, HUGE assumption

That dude Spencer thinks he knows what's going on but he aint got a clue, he just an assumption feather

by Know it all feather August 1, 2018

Magician Father

A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"

Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.

by bendy corgi March 11, 2019

Sugar Father

A Sugar Father is a Sugar Daddy who takes care of all your financial needs in exchange for companionship.

He doesn't require sexual favors aka "sugar".

Girl, my Sugar Father only wants to sit and talk for hours, but I get whatever I want.

A Sugar Father is a Sugar Daddy who doesn't want the sugar.

by @imjustcaryn March 10, 2020

Obsidian feather

The opposite of a glass cannon. Can take loads of damage but can’t dish it out.

When we plays RPGs he’s a glass cannon while I’m an obsidian feather.

by Pompador64 May 15, 2020

floating feather

A floating feather is a reference to someone who dances and weaves in and out of another's life, never to be held tightly, merely to be enjoyed while warm thermals raise and lift them before carrying them off.

He was a Floating Feather that gave my heart a home for a moment.

by Nikki D #1 January 21, 2022

no father conspiracy

dads are disappearing all around america and flocking to mexico... but why? most of the are drug cartels like my buddy Chris. but what about the good dads, some say the milk shortage in america is forcing them to long haul to mexico where they never return

Well be right back on channel 69 new with more on the no father conspiracy

by poo January 31, 2022