by ?hononumus?? September 30, 2013

by daverd2 December 15, 2012

by Southwestern hicks December 4, 2019

Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.
John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.
by masterfiving June 8, 2019

When two people are dancing and person A backs dat ass up into person B's frontside while touching the floor, and person B places his/her hand, five-finger spread, on person A's lower back. He then uses his opposite hand to high five his friend that is also mid-fiving another subject.
TP: "Yo C, we pulled an epic Mid Five on those hoes on the dance floor."
C: "Hell yea dude, they definitely want to take us home tonight."
C: "Hell yea dude, they definitely want to take us home tonight."
by TPK12; June 21, 2013

by MizzleHizzle January 22, 2009

something that is five to eight is something that is slim, literally (a tie-where it originated), figuratively (chances, the likelihood, etc.), generally unlikely or only slightly likely. created on a fine april day via a misunderstanding in math class regarding fat mays' tie, which is the epitome of five to eight. the term derives from the time 7:55, or five to eight, when the chances of getting to 8 o'clock class in time are very slim/uncertain.
1-dude that tie is five to eight as hell!
2-yeah, its only like an inch wide!
or
1-what are the chances of us getting caught?
2-pretty five to eight, shots is on duty tonight
2-yeah, its only like an inch wide!
or
1-what are the chances of us getting caught?
2-pretty five to eight, shots is on duty tonight
by fat mays April 27, 2008
