fetus fishing

to attach a hook to ones dick and penetrate a pregnant woman's snatch.

Caught a big one today when i was fetus fishing.

by R<A<D October 20, 2008

Dead Fishing

Siting in the bath masterbating using your stomach muscles rather than your arm muscles. A helmet is required for safety.

To do Dead Fishing you sit in the bath, place your hand on your penis and using your stomach you sit up and down to masterbate.

by Eagle ridge chair lift June 3, 2012

fishing

A pointless sport that involves waiting around for hours with a hook in the water. If a fish gets caught on this hook, the fisher will either throw it back in (I do not understand the reason for injuring an innocent creature only to put it back), eating it (because apparently the taste is worth the death of a harmless creature), or stuffing it and hanging it up on the wall (because everyone loves showing off how big of a creature they can murder and who doesn't like having dead animals lying around the house?).

If you wouldn't hook a dog, why hook a fishing? Fishing hurts!

by Animals Are Not Ours To Eat, Wear, Experiment On, July 9, 2003

fly fishing

when you put your tongue and try to get in in a girls fly and try to lick her vaginia

I just went fly fishing and caught a wide one.

by Tonyizzle October 29, 2005

Fishing with dynamite

When you vacate your bowels quickly.

I think the guy in the stall next to me is fishing with dynamite.

by Rug Doctor 69 February 18, 2011

fishin'

to set upon the creek bank, away from the crazy world, with a can of earthworms, dug early in the morning before the old hen gets out of the henhouse; and headin to the creek to spend the day with a cane pole,cut from the creek bank a float of a little twig, a hook and line....

defining the word fishin' hero got out of bed fore the old hen had hit the chickne house floor, headed to the creek, and spent a wonderful day fishin, fishin, take a can of worms and carry not for the war on the moon, fishin, fishin...in tune to the backsliders...

by bigfoot 13ee August 19, 2008

Locker Fishing

When you go to the gym and there is no one next to your locker, but when you go to leave the gym and there are people at or near yours. They impede your ability to get ready. Therefore you put out your "lure" and you "fish" by attracting others around your locker.

It was nice to get to the gym and work out, but I realize my locker fishing attracted an old guy who decided to pass gas while I was getting dressed.

by otherdamian December 1, 2009