simple feel

a person BEING a female's "braw" , ie: "copping a feel" the glorious tactile shape of the gland/s under the hands pouring gasoline on an otherwise extremely "'flammable' circumstance

the simple glory of this as opposed to the much more challenging (and fraught with bullshit)

'envelopment' of the 'shot'

all he wanted was a simple feel, he didn't even care about "pumping shot" !!

he could think of NOTHING more desirable than a simple feel !

hail ! , the simple feel (job) "just ask the blind man! , he 'saw' it ALL !! "

by michael foolsley December 23, 2021

I feel funny

When your tummy has the grumblies and you feel really funny. The felling is not actually a funny feeling, but a weird feeling that might make you spew out the yuckies.

Hey mom? (Mom responds) Hey honey what´s wrong? (Kid answers) I feel funny.. (Throws up)

by Sohoowusyourday>good February 8, 2022

lost feelings

when you lose feelings, it means when you no longer have interest in your significant other. you could be occupied for 3 days, and then your boyfriend tells you he's lost feelings. he could tell you he's "so in love with you" only for him not to be anymore just because you haven't spoken for a little, and you've been a little weird. but that's normal, I guess for him it wasn't!

some random dude: I lost the game!
you: yeah the same way my boyfriend lost feelings.

by jamiesuwu May 17, 2022

The instant take-back feeling

The feeling derived after suddenly saying something without thinking about it, therefore creating the desire to take back what you just said. Normally following with a slightly embarrassed, and guilty feeling.

Often this feeling occurs when one is trying to be funny, but many times what is said is either very stupid, or very rude. In most circumstances the speaker wonders why they even said it in the first place.

Sometimes, one can even get the instant take-back feeling for other people when they say something stupid.

STEVE: Well, god, Mia just broke up with me...

BOB: Mia was fat anyways

BOB: (Instant take-back feeling)

STEVE: Yeah...

BOB: Haha...um well, at least you can.. ya'know... date other girls and stuff now...

BOB: Sorry, I just got the instant take-back feeling...

by noponylovesme November 5, 2011

beat the feet

To leave for another destination

I (we) have to beat the feet and get to the appointment.

by teaserus August 17, 2016

Putting out feelers

Idiom

To begin to find out what people think about something you are hoping to do

I always prefer to use my loaf rather than putting out feelers when it comes to planning and execution for my goals and aspirations.

by Zami Karzai August 15, 2018

green bean feet

When your mom walks into your room while your jacking off, and she says, “The cucumbers are ready!” She drops them on her toes/feet while you nut in her face.

Yo I green bean feeted your mom lol

by Phat_Penuz November 30, 2018