Father

a person who does not exist in your life

person 1: wheres your father?
you: whats a father?

by headgiver3000 November 20, 2023

father

It is only the male that has contributed to the realization of one or more pregnancies through his genetic material.

My father is a good person.

by Yornol April 6, 2023

Father of Asahd

It's DJ Khaled. You'd probably already know that though due to how much he shoves it down your throat.

Person: Oh hey, I think I've seen you before. Who are you again?

DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.

Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?

DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-

Person: Just shut up.

by Shitacious November 11, 2020

father

something you'll never have

"My father left me when I was 8 years old and I continue to suffer in continuous pain"

by ma|rrrrr June 12, 2023

father

something i dont have and never will

my father left me when i was 5 after my mom got a job

by where my dad go? March 7, 2023

father

a person who went missing

my father went out for milk

by ajkldskjldassdjkal December 14, 2020

Father O'nalo

Priest of Irish and Scottish decent, that have a facination for young male individuals.

Dude, are you sure your asshole can take another visit from father o'nalo?

by Capt. Retardo November 24, 2016