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Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 1, 2019
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females
you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
by sesa me July 27, 2024
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Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.
1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!
by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022
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Fuck me gamergirl

A gamer girl CUNT that make posts for random games they dont even have (usually on xbox) entering nothing but a ❤️, 😘 or some other flirty emoji just because they are “girls”( or a catholic priest on a Saturday afternoon,you know, a kid diddler ), this is why there is a #genderdoesntmatter or #dontcareifyouragirl
**leave the message board for things more important than your all 3 of your holes**
Brian: Hey Keagan you see this girl called XxloveyoubabyxX?

Keagan:yea. Does she even have Rainbow Six Seige?

Brian: nope,it says “add me 😘 “in her post

Keagan: What a a Fuck me gamergirl.
by Evilerskull January 6, 2019
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Fuck me day

a day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you.

That day is August 2nd
Hey it's fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck?
by Sopooki August 1, 2021
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don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'
by Phoro June 12, 2022
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