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Fool Catcher

A "fool catcher" is any item or device used to give away the unwanted entrance to a place or to go into an area which is restricted or be used when not authorized. In "Thunderball", James Bond puts a hair across the bottom of his hotel room closet to see if the door gets opened while he is away. Other fool catchers are bottles tied together with fishing line on a staircase, a bell or a can of nails placed on a windowsill near the catch which will fall and make noise if the window if opened or greasing the handle of a questionable knife - if it later shows a print, it was used; if it's clean later, it was used.
He tried to sneak in through the window, but the fool catcher gave him away. Or

I told her to stay out of my stuff, and I later saw the fool catcher was gone - she went in my stuff anyway.
by hiwaychild July 18, 2018
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bloomal fool

A bloomal fool is a term used by the infamous Craig Jackson to describe a major fool
Yous are bloody bloomal fools
by Bloomal fool September 24, 2016
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April Fools Day

April fools day - Usually celebrated on the 1st day of April by people performing practical jokes on each other in the name of fun.

The year 2020 saw the definition expand as the event became a global pandemic which lasted from January 1st to December 31st as the whole year was deemed a “JOKE”
I was looking forward to 2020 but it’s turned into one big April Fools Day 🤦🏼 ♂️
by da_lyricist March 30, 2020
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Fools porn

Like fools gold, fools porn is porn that looks really good. But due to the content which might be distressing or disturbing makes it impossible to jerk off to. Most commonly ntr hentai which for some reason has the best artists. Only fools think they can bust one out to fools porn.
"Dude I found a really good doujin but it was by ratatatat74." "Oh man I hope you didn't try to pull your pork to that. Its fools porn."
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goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.
"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)
by Razorfin October 18, 2011
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Fooling the fool

Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
-random thing I found on a post-it
Shrek: I'm emo and guess what?
Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
See? I'm so deep. I'm fooling the fool.
by oiwedoeurh February 6, 2023
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no fools we’re cool

a group of people are to “cool” for you
melvin- yo bro wassup

kevin- ew no fools we’re cool
by hip.sartorius.15 November 20, 2019
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