eli

quote unquote benches 225 lbs
thinks hes strong but just fucking fat.

Eli: Let go jump sam
You: No I'm not your not strong just fat

by faggiewaggie December 11, 2023

blonde eli

A complete dumbass with the fattest cock you'll ever meet

Yo bro do you see that person over there their definitely a blonde Eli

by Dr. Profussy July 19, 2022

eLi hansen

awesome lit a bloody legend who uses code lazar and is really hot

eLi hansen is hot

by HOHGFMFRDFCVBHFCVBNHJYTRFDC VB June 11, 2019

Eli

A blonde tattle tale, after about a week pf exposure youll notice thats Eli's are self centered, stereotypical blonde, gay, ass slapping, sadistic, life ruining, Ipad kid addict, toelicking, balltapping, entitled, main character, mistake to walk across this planet. If you meet an Eli, PLOT YOUR COURSE CAREFULLY!

They literally think theyre like the star of 'The Truman Show'

Eli has become an insult

Jimmy: "Got your Ipad!" snatched Ipad out of tommys arms
Tommy: "HEY! give that back thats not very nice!"
Jimmy: "nuh-uh, oh what you playing here" Jimmy opens the Ipad "Ooooohh, cool math games
Tommy: " I dont appreciate your attitude!" bitch-slaps Jimmy "I'm gonna tell on you!"
Tommy leaves to the nearest teacher
Jimmy: "Jesus, I didnt know you were such an Eli..."

by GoFigure0 February 14, 2025

Eli

He is one of the best friends you’ll ever have. When you first meet him you’ll most likely have a crush on him and if your anything like a Gracie he’ll have a crush on you in no time. He’s not afraid to tell you and will be extremely nice to you. Even if he doesn’t like you his is a super nice, funny, athletic, relatable dude, who will literally talk about anything. His hair style is interesting but will most likely let you braid it. Trust me he will get mad especially when you say you don’t like him but just say your sorry and explain it to him and he’ll forgive you and it will be like nothing happened. If you know/ have an Eli in your life never stop being friends with him, you’ll regret it.

BFF- OMG do you like Eli again?

You- idk probably not, maybe
BFF- WHYYYYY? Do you think he’s cute?
You- No but he likes me and he’s really easy to talk to. I swear I don’t like him
BFF- Whatever you say

by ThatDounutGirl May 22, 2021

Eli

That night is fuckable , largest dick in the room. If u know a eli hit that nigga up to fuck

Oh my god eli

by Cripp November 22, 2021

Eli Henry

Eli Henry is the kind of guy who will always push his friends to do better in every aspect of life he’s a middle child so you know he’s gonna get that bag he wild fun and crazy but he’s freakishly smart at business not so much women tho only a strong and beautiful blond Scorpio can ground him.

That guy I met at the karate, dirtbike, paintball clue was an eli Henry kind of guy.

by EAH36 January 12, 2023