Eddie

Mallorys Daddy

You better not mess with Mallory Eddie will get you.

by Eddith69 August 11, 2021

Eddie dahl

Eddie dahl is a man with a jawline as sharp as the sharpest knife if the world. The spacetime gets cut being in the presence of such an object. Eddie dahl doesn't have fears. The fears fear him. Eddie dahl is officialy the chosen one.

"Do you know Eddie Dahl?"
"Yeah one of the most handsome men in the world."

by anonymous March 11, 2024

Eddies

A complete shithole where the head teacher scrans on Oreos for a living and the well know crackead of the staff Ian Cassidy rides his bike to school and showers in the changing rooms, bullying isn’t a big deal in are school but oh god u better not wear your coat in mrs o’gradys class because that’s the terror of the school, this is a place where they make out that having a coat on inside can kill someone, but overall Mrs Morgan is transforming the place into a nunnery and the lads are sad as there’s no more skets going round with batty creases out and skirts shorter than there blazer

Oi lad I see your eyes

(That sket every year has walks past )
Welcome to eddies

by Mrkillensanugget December 14, 2019

Eddy

They are a very kind person, they have a somwhat dark sense of humor, they will always comfort you if you are sad, and they will never let you down. they can be a pain somtimes but they are a great friend.

Eddy Is a gret friend.

by mr. dude_132 March 30, 2022

Eddie Vedder

Eddie Vedder is the lead singer of Pearl Jam, and the last living frontman of the big 4 grunge bands. He's a short man but his attractiveness is in no way lacking. He blurs the lines between gay and straight and you will often find straight guys drooling over him. He's also well known for monkey-like behaviour: climbing and stage diving off scaffolding at concerts.

Person 1: "Eddie Vedder is one of the best vocalists of the 90s"
Person 2: "I agree, but what the fuck is he saying in 'Yellow Ledbetter'?"

by godsandmonsters666 May 30, 2021

Eddie

A 10-year-old kid on discord that, has a new girlfriend every week, lies about age, has bad spelling, is homophobic, is transphobic, lies about race, and many other things

Kupid - hey I just banned Eddie from my server.
Person 2 - he is such an Eddie.

by VaillnaBliss April 24, 2022

One armed eddy

Giving someone a hand job when you have only one available hand due to the other being in a cast or sling.

After falling off that horse I was playing one armed eddy for months

by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020