couch eater

A person who enjoys the fine activity of going down on a very large ladie’s private parts. Also known as a moose knuckle hero.

“Dude, did you hit that big broad last last night?” “No bro, I just ate at the moose lodge.” “Dude, you totally are a couch eater.”

by The duke785 April 27, 2019

shit eater

a person that eats shit
they especially enjoy horse shit

sometimes they manually scoop it out
they are in need of serious help

"Did you see Chris over there?"

"Yes! He is a serious shit eater!"

by Jaemins Pink Hair March 9, 2021

Uber Eater

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers

I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.

by Da Mistress December 7, 2020

Trunk eater

A trunk eater is one that takes part in oral butt sex also known as eatin out the bootyhole.

bob-Yo,did you here that homeboys a trunk eater.
tom-word,youll never catch me eating trunk.

by Shanovahoe May 3, 2009

Head eater

When you eat people head

Jeff Was being a head eater last night in bed

by Head eliminator February 20, 2022

ass eater

a bitch that eat ass

beatris is a ass eater

by hdkvsj January 5, 2019

Ant-eater

A word used to describe a males genitalia, usually not circumcised

Girl 1: Wow that's a nice Ant-eater
Girl 2: You're lucky
Brains Sunho

by We Love U Sunho August 10, 2016