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emotional dick

what someone uses to fuck you with their heartfelt feelings
“Damn, I’m really lonely, I need someone to give me that emotional dick.”
by futurecatgirl March 26, 2021
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emotional dildo

the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.
He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.
by chimpy82 November 6, 2023
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emotional backfat

Awkward, unattractive, or unhealthy emotional or mental traits mostly invisible to the person possessing them but evident from to others is in their vicinity from certain angles. Neither necessarily unattractive nor inherently desirable.
“Sure, I’ve got some emotional backfat; it gives me an extra layer of protection against the icy chill of your critiques.”
by Ttrp2cn2b January 23, 2023
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emotional head

The kind of head you want when you say you want head but you also won’t get head from just anybody without an emotional investment.
Yo, you down for some NSA head?
Nah, I’m only ever down for emotional head, HMU when you have your life together.
by Some bro dude September 18, 2017
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When one completely obliterates another's emotions
Don't even get me started son before i Naturally disaster your emotions
by SWAGAHOLIC + 100 January 11, 2012
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Emotional hair

Someone with Great hair.
Would be considered "emo" by people who label.
"I met this beautiful boy this weekend."
"Dude, does he have emotional hair?!"
"Totally, it's rad."
by MarilynMM December 24, 2007
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The Stanley Parable 2 Emotional Support Bucket™️ Is a item obtainable in the hit game The Stanley Parable 2 Ultra Deluxe™️.Its found in the expo hall and when held, gives the holder extreme comfort and warmth. During the broom closet ending, you can even give it nice stickers. there are many ways to find and or lose the bucket. with it spawning in the open office room upon completing the expo, unlocking lots of new endings.
"You see Stanley, anytime your holding the Stanley Parable 2 Emotional Support Bucket™️ a sense of calm and ease will fill your mind and your heart" -Narrator
by RoseGoldGG December 1, 2024
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