The funniest n-word I have ever met. Also has the largest cock on the planet. Great 6 pack. Can drink like a machine. Carry’s that 9 on him at all times
by TinyBoyTim January 12, 2024
Get the drew garrisonmug. A person named Andrew who thinks he’s “too cool” to actually be named Andrew. Direct descendant of a Chad. That one guy who thinks he’s hot shit but also the guy that just shows up to parties and sporting events where nobody talks to him.
“Hey dude were you at the football game?” Yea man Drew tried to hit on my girlfriend I beat the shit out of him
by Bingy_bong August 29, 2019
Get the Drewmug. Is a lil bitch that is always loaned out to Odessa yard and never gets a new truck. Spends most days down on his knees
by Big Chad February 26, 2025
Get the A Drew boatmanmug. 
When two people feel such and extreme amount of love for one another their love is compared to the love of Chris and Drew, this love will be eternal, this is a love that you would feel for a mother or daughter (just a lot more intense) or even the love for a pet cave man.
by ILoVeYeWbAbY October 19, 2012
Get the Chris & Drewmug. The biggest asshole in the WORLD. He thinks he’s the best looking person in the world but honestly kind of has a watermelon head 😬 Certain people have called him rabbit boy behind his back. No one knows how he has friends. Drew has a friend named Cara and she’s totally awesome. Everyone thinks so.
by Bad birch May 12, 2019
Get the Drewmug. A girl who is awesome! She is the best friend you would want. If u don’t like drew kesselman, then leave earth!
by yourgirlygirly87 February 17, 2021
Get the Drew Kesselmanmug.