I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

Doctor who

Doctor who, otherwise known as a .2 of a gram.

Alright mate sort me a doctor who

by Big Jord April 25, 2020

Doctor

A person who kills ur ills with pills then kills u with pills

Yesterday I went to the doctor and now im broke.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

by unkissedVirgin April 29, 2020

Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

Hey Maybe you should visit the doctor about that

by CallMeDenki April 29, 2020

Ankle doctor

A man, usually a teacher. He loves dem ladies and snoops around on school balconies trying to persuade lady teachers to come to his clinic.

"oh snap its the ankle doctor"
"miss janes better watch out!"

by Bellamotomotoswife May 3, 2020

Lawn doctor

A lawn doctor is a smoothy made from fresh raw grass clippings, iceberg lettuce, mushrooms, black pepper and orange juice.

Honey goes well.. so does Gin, it tastes OK an gives most people wind.

I've just gone to the shop and the park an gona make myself a lawn doctor.

by Rilighan May 13, 2020

Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

In other words, you're dead no matter what u do. Cause the doctor is coming

by Doc is coming for u February 16, 2020