cookaka

When you cook, and you suddenly shart. After you shit your pants, you are so embarrassed that you take the pile of shit and dump it in the cooking. This form of action defines the magical word "cookaka"

I was cooking today, but I cookaka'd, again!

by Hotdog_Rider April 25, 2022

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Cockdixia

Being so obsessed with other men's genitalia that all you think about or talk about is cock. Usually, men with this affliction claim to be straight, but this is not always true. They are also hardcore homophobic and make jokes or try to make everyone else out to be gay. It doesn't matter what you try to talk to them about, they always insert some kind of homophobic comment into the conversation. No matter what they say, they love the cock.

Example 1: "Hey dude, did you get your car fixed?"
Man with Cockdixia: " Yes, I took it over to so and so, and all those queers did was f#&k it up even more. Probably someone gay like you is the one that tore it up in the first place. "
Example 2: " Hey, how does someone who talks about cock all day long not be a closet queer? "

"That dude has Cockdixia, he's just obsessed with peckers. He's not sure if he wants to stay in the closet, or come out"

by Chuuzuu April 27, 2022

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cookdaburra • cookdog • Cood • cockdrop • coodle • cockdog • cook up • cooka • coodies • cook'd

coakdakas

a random group of letters

persona a- COAKDAKAS

persona b- no way thats fucked up

by johnpaul 39 johnclock park June 6, 2022

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Cook Spinney

A shithole that for some reason is a school.
Its in Harlow Town which is in Essex.
The staff are on crack and hit children.
The dinner ladies spit in the food and then shove it in the gobs of the children.

“I got kicked out of Cook Spinney, how lucky am i!”

by JohnLennon69 June 11, 2022

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