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Commercial Failure

A commercial failure is a group that does not reach expectations of success, especially a group who's fanbase is loud with little to no action behind them.

please note: if 'the shoes fit' the term commercial failure may or may not lead to you getting suspended and any platform of choice. i.e. twitter by triggered kpoppies.

origin: @jungianbts

fandom: BTS ARMY
'your faves are nothing but commercial failures'
'commercial failures who bundles and still couldn't reach ______, how embarrassing'

'i am an army but i dont we should call other groups "flop". calling other groups "flop" is so petty. we can honestly do better. so step up the game and call them "commercial failures" like they are.'
by Lanny12 February 27, 2020
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Commerce Digest

The Commerce Digest is a revolutionary source of business news that seeks to transform the way people consume information. Are you tired of dull and uninteresting news articles that make you fall asleep faster than a lullaby? Look no further because the Commerce Digest is here to revolutionize the way you experience business news.

With a team of expert writers and analysts, the Commerce Digest delivers the most engaging and entertaining news stories from around the world. From the latest initial public offerings (IPOs) to the biggest corporate scandals, our team covers it all.

But what sets us apart from the rest is our unique approach to news delivery. We infuse humor into our articles, making even the most complicated business news relatable, digestible, and entertaining. Imagine yourself sipping on a martini while lounging on a yacht in the Caribbean, and instead of opening another mundane article, you open up Commerce Digest, and suddenly you're hit with a wave of excitement and intrigue.

In conclusion, the Commerce Digest is the ultimate source for all things business, providing you with the juiciest and most informative news stories, delivered with a dash of humor to keep you entertained and engaged. Say goodbye to boring and stuffy business news and hello to a new era of exciting and informative news delivery with the Commerce Digest.
The Commerce Digest is a source of business news that delivers engaging and entertaining stories with a touch of humor to revolutionize the way people consume information.
by Hype Jengis April 13, 2023
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Hit Comment

Referring to a Facebook status, when someone receives 3 or more likes on 1 comment.
Status: I just finished all of my homework in 15 minutes!
(Likes: 0)
Comment: oh yea man ur just lighting the world on fire
(Likes: 17, making it a hit comment)
by A7red92 August 16, 2011
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air comments

Making Verbal Comments You Don't Want Your Employer To Have Documentation Of Via Email Or IM.
I Didn't Realize Today Was Ugly Sweater Day At Work. I Would Have Emailed You But I Preferred Air Comments To Be Safer.
by buggerman999 November 20, 2013
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situ comoedia syndrome

Situ comoedia syndrome is characterised by trying to turn everything into an interaction similar to a sitcom subconsciously. They will also be accompanied by imagining laugh tracks in the back of their mind, this usually comes with bad social skills and lack of friends as they will say things they don't mean to make it a comedic interaction.
Jack: Did you know Kikbai has situ comoedia syndrome?
Kikbai: Speaking of syndromes, my grandma passed away when a bowling ball hit her in the head.
Jack: Did the family sue the bowling alley?
Kikbai: Bowling alley? This was at a public pool.
Jack: Did that actually happen?
Kikbai: No, I was just kidding my grandma is fine.
by realconditions December 27, 2022
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user-generated commerce

the monetization of web 2.0/user-generated content, whereby online users contribute their content to the internet as a form of personal ecommerce. first invented by cafepress in 1999.

synonym: cafepress - as a verb.
Jan's "Forget about Jesus - What would *I do?" just made her enough money for a house payment, thus proving that user-generated commerce is a good way to make ends meet.
by buzzcowboy June 9, 2008
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shadow like/shadow comment

type of posting or marking a comment on social site and then deleting it.

This produces the "flash message" equivalent: you can see this information only once and even the notification vanishes! (at least on f*)
Tyro did shadow like/shadow comment on my photo from vacation with his unfunny thin veiled insults.
by pablo vitasso February 14, 2013
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