dark-chocolate

A penis that is long, hard, black and belongs to a black man. Most girls prefer dark-chocolate to white-chocolate due to its size.

All the girls wanted a piece of Tyrone's dark-chocolate.

by The MMMMMMM May 2, 2016

audible chocolate

A smooth, silky voice that may go as far as to be considered as ear candy on one's eardrum.

Did you listen to the top-40 on the radio this morning? I think i can listen to Casey Kasem's audible chocolate all day.

by kkdontplay December 9, 2009

Sexual Chocolate

A black guy with a calm personality but an offensively large sexual ego. Probably has a tattoo reading "Sexual Chocolate".

My name is Tarell but mah friends call me Sexual Chocolate

by Rihanyce May 24, 2010

arizona chocolate bible

the act of a man straitening a paper clip and then inserting the newly straitened paper clip into the hole of the penis. It was originally thought by the Incan tribes to be a way to prevent your penis from being possessed by dick devils. This method was proven in 2002 by Dr. Lutz Von Bruno wermenscteidgen to also slow down offortodonperontitis, a naturally ocurring phenomena where in your penis explodes because of too much dairy product consumption

i was mad that ma bitch dumped ma buhlack ass so i gave myself an Arizona chocolate bible

Its a good thing Bill gave himself an Arizona chocolate bible or he would've been possessed by dick devils

Its a good thing Bill gave himself an Arizona chocolate bible or he would've developed offortodonperontitis

by skillet lickers November 3, 2009

chocolate spoon

Pullin' out of a chick's butt and then she licks the poo of your dick.

I totally chocolate spooned Nick Phibbs's mom!

by Milf Masta Clitface and MC Rd January 1, 2007

chocolate pocket

The anus, asshole, butthole.

I put it in her chocolate pocket last night.

by MRPrasad September 15, 2006

Chocolate Anal Cone

Doing a girl in the anus then pulling out and finding out you have a turd on your cock. Sometimes leading to putting the cock in the girl's mouth out of pure frustration.

Also known as getting "CACked", not to be confused with the Bostonian "cacked" for getting hammered.

"So Jimmy did his girlfriend in the ass last night?"

"Yeah, he also gave her a Chocolate Anal Cone..."

"Yum..."

"What?"

"Uhh... Nothing."

by Pablo Montoya December 6, 2006