I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.
by Kemo_the_Clown June 3, 2022

by CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ November 15, 2019

the most annoying boy you will EVER meet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE ONLY PLAYS ROBLOXS AND IS BRAINWASHED WITH THE GAMES! never ever trust a chris toe fur !
by anonymous January 24, 2025

whos that?
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
aiii
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
aiii
by lezgoo September 23, 2021

Christopher Vega is a man who will love you no matter what situation you are in. He is the most gorgeous, handsome man youll ever meet. Christopher Vega is known for his attractive eyes and lips. he is also known for being attractive. Once you see a christopher Vega, you wont get your eyes off of them because of how handsome they are. he is also known to be the funniest and loyan man ever. he is the prettiest boy youll ever meet.
y/n : i wish i can be loved. can we date?
christopher vega: okay die bitch lol, i have a girlfriend.
christopher vega: okay die bitch lol, i have a girlfriend.
by 123346sesamestreet July 21, 2023

Christophe is the guy everybody falls for. He's got a natural charm and is always going to be kind to everyone, no matter what. Just his smile is going to get a girl blushing. He's the best person on earth and deserves to be treated better.
by cigsaftersx June 21, 2022

He is a kind boy and cares about everything,he likes grils that have pretty eyes and his type is chubby grils like for example names like melany.
by Chrisjr August 28, 2020
