puff a chop

simply go smoke a cigarette

yo u wanna puff a chop?
yea i will smoke a cig

by dabblefest October 25, 2011

chop spot

A nice safe spot for a chop. (See session)

Usual suspects include building sites, parks, houses, anywhere on the road when equipped with a billy and vehicle, practically any spot in the world.

Hey man pass the billy this way.

Nah man this chop spot's dodge,lets find another.

Hows about king's park?

Fuck yeah were outta here

by trel September 5, 2008

wanger chop

a fat loser with a small wanger. either from birth or from being chopped off.

look at that kid. He is a wanger chop

by billybob July 6, 2003

Nuttin Chops

The friendly-fire of self-enjoyment. The act of blowing your own load onto the side of your face.

Man, you ever buff the banana and nut so hard you give yourself nuttin chops?

by vunitedt November 10, 2018

Chop a bowl

to smoke marijuana out of a glass pipe, or bowl, with the result of being chopped, or insanely high.

hey man, you wanna chop a bowl with those bitches real quick?

by Alister Hotchkiss October 10, 2009

Chopped up

Someone who has had multiple plastic surgeries with a less than desirable result.

After she got her face chopped up something don't look right.

by Asheknuckles July 14, 2016

Jive Chops

A derogatory term for someone who is a position of power over you but in all reality is no more important than you are.

Boss: "You really need to get to work"
Employee: "Whatcha talkin' 'bout, jive chops?"

by thereal S November 23, 2011