great chicago fire

Is when you eat too many Chicago style hotdogs (with every thing one it) and when you take a crap your ass is on fire

HOLY CRAP! i shouldn't of eaten those hotdogs my ass is burning harder then great chicago fire

by that one guyy July 26, 2011

Chicago Drive

When you take a dog into the mountains or a neighboring town and let them out and drive away

When i was a kid my dad took my dog on the Chicago Drive.

by Miklyn February 7, 2024

Chicago promise

Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.

-- This dude said he'll bring over some molly this Friday.

-- You sure it wasn't a Chicago promise?

by othra May 13, 2024

Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer

‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’

by waterbaby8391 November 24, 2022

Southside of Chicago

Dangerous side of Chicago, full of shootings and dangerous wars. - Stay away at all means.

Ay foe, dem niggas onna southside of chicago crazy asl.

by .3mxi December 28, 2024

chicago baptism

Walking in the door and getting hit in the head with a fairly large dildo.

I loved Ebon’s story of his Chicago Baptism, as told on Late Night with Seth Meyers on June 19th 2024.

by ms2023 June 20, 2024

Chicago black hole twister

When you put cum inside one’s genitals and proceed to pull off their nipple and drink the milk when they lactate. then they proceed to get a surgery on their knee and put their milk inside until it explodes. then you get your neighbor named Timmy and proceed to open his rectum and get the booty crumbs, then proceed to fuck to fuck someone until a black hole appears and sucks up everybody including the earth.

David: bro I just gave Bonnie blue the Chicago black hole twister, dude it was crazy

Bonnie blue: *autistic noises*

by The Chicago menace July 2, 2025