Chead

A person with an abnormally large head, particularly when the person's head is wider than its height. A good rule of thumb is roughly the proportion of Arnold's head from "Hey! Arnold".

This word is slang for "chode-head", because of the width to length ratio.

"Hey dude, have you seen how wide that girl's head is?"
"Really? How wide was her head?"
"Dude, like she has a chead."
"Wow, that's wide."

by MoreThanTwentyCharacters July 3, 2018

cheddar penguin

When you fuck her so hard with ground up gold fish crackers on your dick that she has to walk like a penguin afterwards.

Wow I can’t believe I just cheddar penguined her.

by 696969699696 February 26, 2018

Ched

Another word for having a short and fat penis. Similar to a choade but more severe. People named Lucas often have a ched.

Bro, did you see that ched fuck your mom last night?

Dude, what the hell that was me

Oh shit, you have a ched then, lol

by Brodywhiteenjoysanalsex May 9, 2018

Cheddar

Cash

I’m glad the voters passed the MMJ law. Now I just hope we can keep the rats at the capital from eating all the cheddar.

by Devvil Gee August 6, 2018

chedder boo

A chedder boo is something in someone song byeeee hoe bitch

Got to get my money chedder boo

by Chedder boo August 12, 2018

Cheddared

When you’re feeling very cold or you’re freezing, the term cheddared comes into place.

Jon “Yo I’m feeling proper cheddared right now”
Dylan “Yeah I’m feeling the same, weathers pretty cold today”

by Chestarbest November 5, 2018

Ched

slang version of weed

"Aw gimme some of that ched mate"

by you daddy is a faddy November 5, 2018