checked out

When you've lost attraction and feelings to your SO, but you don't bother to work it out because you know the relationship wouldn't have lasted anyways. So you just end up waiting around in the relationship until you finally find the most convenient time to break up, whether that be because of working or housing situation, etc.

Friend: You don't seen affected by your breakup
Friend 2: Yea, I was done checked out that relationship months before I broke up with him/her

Friend: Hey, did you get to enjoy the hotel pool on your last day?
Friend 2: Nah, didn't bother, I was done checked out before the pool even opened

by muddyduck March 25, 2020

checking the oil

When someone tickles you too close to the butthole.

Oh man, you were really checking the oil there! i thought you were going to stick your finger in my butthole!

by Ashley Mark April 29, 2008

phone check

Where one stabs another with a sharp object (shank). Attacks often centered around obliques (lower front and back sides). Called this because supposedly people watching out for this type of attack would duct tape phonebooks around their abdomen.

Person: "So it was a failed rape?"
Witness: "Hell yea, Mrs. Johnson's 9 year old son came outta nowhere and phone checked his ass with a pencil."

by Luchidizzle September 27, 2004

blood check

The act of checking your face to see if you're bloodied. Whether it's rooting around in your mouth to see if you've loosened a tooth or checking your fingertips for blood after taking a hit to the face. Commonly used among hockey players.

"Damn, Probert really had a go at him. Look, he's pulling a blood check. Why even bother?"

by number 26 November 10, 2011

Fat check

Something to say when a fat ass is around.

Logan: Fat check
Oscar: (being the fat fuck he is) shut the fuck up dude

by stupidlogan October 1, 2019

Checking the Weather

Standing up to pass wind, then sitting down to catch a whiff.

x: Why did you stand up and then sit back down.

Y: Just checking the weather.

by mabiak2 July 2, 2016

Vibe check

When some fucking scary emoji thingy with it’s big ass Oompa Loompa mouth comes with its crusty ass big ass hands to check your vibe. If you fail the vibe check, it’ll release emoji movie 2. Beware

Bro, did you get a vibe check yet? I got mine and I passed :D but his crusty ass fingernails got in my mouth ;(

by 1f1n1 December 26, 2019