Canada's History

A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length

Angela got a little Canada's History at that frat party last night

by FreakinWeekend February 4, 2010

Canada's history

semen from a very drunk man

dude, I spilled Canada's history all over that girl's face

by ratrick poony February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Putting it all in there.

"Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of performing Canada's History.

by Gregg Brown February 6, 2010

Canada's History

The act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup while wearing moose and doing some chick. You must then chug the maple syrup before ejaculating.

"Did you see that guy doing Canada's history?"

"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."

by hesusismighty February 4, 2010