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California Roll

A term used to define someone who claims to enjoy Asiatic cultures , but wants or demands fundamental changes to any vaguely Asian or Asian inspired media bought to the West in order to suit their personal, usually poor tastes. Often, these will fly in the face of either the original content or authorial intent, and is almost always for the worse.

A common example of a California Roll is the average video game localizer.

The verbal form, California Rolling, is to deface Asian inspired media by deliberately applying clashing ideas and cultural concepts to the setting in a non-synergistic, often embarrassing manner.
Noun example
Person A: "Why does Fire Emblem Fates read so much worse in English?"
Person B: "It was translated by California Rolls, what do you expect?"

Verb Example
4Kids(2002-2008) was a animation dubbing company which would bring over anime from Japan and would California Roll it, sometimes making manic changes like claiming rice balls were jelly donuts.
by Psuedowoodonym August 14, 2023
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California Sidewinder

A "California Sidewinder" is when you punch a man in the stomach, and while they are lurched over, you grab their testicles, pull down very hard, and squeeze tightly, with intent to maim or kill.
Last night I got into a bar fight, dude thought he had me but once I whipped out the California Sidewinder, he was limping away like a broken man.
by Saucy Salmon July 5, 2020
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Northern California

The Northernmost part of California. Where it's always raining, there are trees everywhere, it's usually cold, people don't like say like like like a million like times like, we don't all surf, we're either rude and introverted, rude and extroverted, or VERY FEW of us are nice and ambiverted. YES. IT EXISTS!! And it isn't just San Fransisco.
Person1: I'm from California!
Person2: Hm, so you must be really good at surfing.
Person1: No. I don't surf.
Person2: You don't even have blonde hair!
Person1: I'M FROM NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.
by NorthernCalifornian101 September 2, 2020
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California Fireman

During doggy style sex, the man begins by lighting up a cigarette and then sticking the butt end of the lit cigarette into his partner's anus so it sticks out like a birthday candle. The man must now race against time to finish so that he can extinguish the cigarette by ejaculating on it before it burns all the way down and burns his partners anus.
I gave my wife a California Fireman this weekend but I wasnt able to finish in time so she has a burned asshole now.
by Hellvig September 22, 2020
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colfax california

Small little drinking town with a railroad problem
Wanna grab a drink? Let's go to Colfax California! More bars than restaurants!
by LlamaMama09 October 13, 2020
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California hopscotch

Walking down a city sidewalk avoiding human feces.
Dammit! I've got shit all over my shoes! I was playing California hopscotch and I lost.
by Lucian T. Skeptic July 17, 2022
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California campfire

Same as the Colorado campfire. But with two men.
Ken and Dave from San Francisco camping. We both enjoyed our California campfire graham crackers.
by anonymous September 29, 2022
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