Counter Fart

The act of covering up the smell of someone elses fart with that of your own, which is much more enjoyable (see odourgasm).

The guy next to me let one rip so I counter farted in order to cover it up

by Dudey McCool May 27, 2009

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Counter-proportionate

A term used to describe two or more amounts, physical or metaphorical, that seem to take on a property of percentage. That is, when one amount rises, the other must drop in order to keep the maximum percentage at one hundred. (100%) This normally works against someone, especially the one who points out the counter-proportion.

It seems like the amount of friends a guy has on MySpace or Facebook is counter-proportionate to how many friends he has in real life.

God, it seems like the more this kid I'm babysitting likes a toy, the more noise it makes, the less I can enjoy myself while I'm watching him. Money be damned, I'm not doing this anymore.

by Vardinator September 9, 2009

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Counter-offensive

An insult rendered in passing against someone who is not present, usually over a breakfast counter.

Person 1: Does DImmortal realize that his user-name sounds like "Dim Mortal"?
Person 2: That's counter-offensive, yo.

by MyRealNameIsMyPseudonym December 30, 2009

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Counterfinntrolling

Counterfinntrolling is the act of trolling somebody who you believe to be Finntrolling, usually before they realise you have caught them Finntrolling. This makes the original finntroller seem stupid, or silly.

Hey mike, I just read James's status on Facebook, he quotes the lyrics of the song Trollhammaren, by Finntroll (implying that he is listening to it) and then proceeds to say he was Trolling on kellys pics. Should I start counterfinntrolling him?

by teh fintrolls December 19, 2010

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counter exaggerating

Exaggerating the opposite of what is true. A form of lying and can be used as an excuse for lying.

Kyle:" Hey Jimmy is it cold out?"

Jimmy: "Nah dude its warm!"

Kyle: "Jimmy you're lying its freezing!"

Jimmy:"Bro I wasn't lying I was counter exaggerating"

by Doubt.Me?Think.Again November 20, 2013

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