spank a cougar

Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.

Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.

by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019

Cougar's pet

A much younger male in search or preferring a much older woman.

The only reason he's with that old Lady is because he's a Cougar's Pet.

by Silent_Voice_In_The_Dark February 22, 2021

Cougar

elle and brigitte

person 1: hey look at that hot guy

cougar: I hope he's young!

by sussymomo October 10, 2023

cougar

shannon davies is a cougar as she likes to get with younger men at a very ancient ages

oh my god! that girl is SUCH a shannon! she is 60 and with a 19 year old what a cougar!

by shannondavies November 9, 2021

trophy cougar

a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.

Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.

by fannie65432 March 15, 2017

Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.

Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.

by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022

Cougar

Aidan Schwartz

Wow! Aidan is such a cougar.

by Dickbeater23 July 10, 2022