cougar jumper

aka CJ - A young guy who is trying to get with older women for the purpose of trying to date someone like his mom.

Andre is such a cougar jumper on Plenty of Fish.

by jess312 July 20, 2021

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Cougareat

The Mecca of fast food restaurants and caffeinated soft drinks at Brigham Young University (BYU). Due to it hiring only student workers and paying the lowest wages Provo, half of the restaurants never open and the other half open sporadically.

“Hey want to grab Taco Bell at the Cougareat?”
“Can’t, they could find enough freshmen to pay $8 an hour, so it’s closed this semester.”
“What about Wendy’s?”
“Okay, but they’re only open from 3-4 p.m.”

by Zoobie Tuesday September 14, 2021

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Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer

Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

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Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.

After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

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Cougar

A MILF on a mission.

Jimmy: "Timmy's mum has a fat ass and a nice rack, she's going clubbing tonight to find a young man, she's a MILF on a mission!"
Blake: "Isn't that just a Cougar?"

by Ni⚕⚕a_wot November 5, 2021

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