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California dumb

Cumulative stupidity resulting from a potent combination of unjustified entitlement, middling to low IQ, constant unchecked proximity to other vapid airheads, forced upward inflection, and the mistaken feelings of contribution despite providing little to no actual value to society observed exclusively in condescending coastal California dwellers.
Did you hear Rhett ask the whole crew to Google how much 23 grams of Carbon weighs and nobody caught it? God, they're all so California dumb.
by TooLateBlue May 10, 2023
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California Roll

A term used to define someone who claims to enjoy Asiatic cultures , but wants or demands fundamental changes to any vaguely Asian or Asian inspired media bought to the West in order to suit their personal, usually poor tastes. Often, these will fly in the face of either the original content or authorial intent, and is almost always for the worse.

A common example of a California Roll is the average video game localizer.

The verbal form, California Rolling, is to deface Asian inspired media by deliberately applying clashing ideas and cultural concepts to the setting in a non-synergistic, often embarrassing manner.
Noun example
Person A: "Why does Fire Emblem Fates read so much worse in English?"
Person B: "It was translated by California Rolls, what do you expect?"

Verb Example
4Kids(2002-2008) was a animation dubbing company which would bring over anime from Japan and would California Roll it, sometimes making manic changes like claiming rice balls were jelly donuts.
by Psuedowoodonym August 14, 2023
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The California Virus

When people from California move to your state and turn it blue.
Jimbo: Hey apparently Arizona is now blue.

Timmy: Yeah I think we have the California virus.
by The AIDS Maid November 5, 2020
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California Stop

Slowing down, but not fully stopping at a stop sign. (Also known as a “Hollywood Stop” in Northern California)
“I almost hit that car!”
“That’s what happens when you do a California Stop!”
by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ March 1, 2021
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california in ohio

it is california in ohio
by brintonisgay April 22, 2021
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California hopscotch

Walking down a city sidewalk avoiding human feces.
Dammit! I've got shit all over my shoes! I was playing California hopscotch and I lost.
by Lucian T. Skeptic July 17, 2022
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California campfire

Same as the Colorado campfire. But with two men.
Ken and Dave from San Francisco camping. We both enjoyed our California campfire graham crackers.
by anonymous September 29, 2022
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