When you Take Doritos, Cheetos, and cheeses, melt it together, put it in a bowl, and pour it in the females vagina, and proceed to eat her out.
by California Quesadilla December 21, 2018
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Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90
by global_shipper December 22, 2018
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Get the California buckshot mug.A California Roadblock is when two cars going the same direction go at least 10 MPH below the speed limit just to piss off the drivers behind them.
We were doing a California Roadblock going 25 in a 40 and it was pissing off all the cars behind us.
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Get the boobs in california mug.When driving in California and a driver from the far left lane drifts right and crosses over all 4 or 5 lanes of the Freeway to get off the next exit (.1 miles away). The California Drift is used by most native Californians.
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