California Quesadilla

When you Take Doritos, Cheetos, and cheeses, melt it together, put it in a bowl, and pour it in the females vagina, and proceed to eat her out.

I Gave Lucy a California Quesadilla

by California Quesadilla December 21, 2018

California Condom

When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.

Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90

by global_shipper December 22, 2018

California buckshot

The act of eating cum out of a vagina and then spitting it into your partners mouth

I’d California buckshot Bella Thorne

by DinoRijneveld June 17, 2018

california roadblock

A California Roadblock is when two cars going the same direction go at least 10 MPH below the speed limit just to piss off the drivers behind them.

We were doing a California Roadblock going 25 in a 40 and it was pissing off all the cars behind us.

by Jay Loves Money June 20, 2018

boobs in california

ARE THE GREATEST BOOOOOOOOOBS AROUND

XD

"dude! dem boobs in california tho!!!

by CARZY~KATT~LADEE July 9, 2018

The California Drift

When driving in California and a driver from the far left lane drifts right and crosses over all 4 or 5 lanes of the Freeway to get off the next exit (.1 miles away). The California Drift is used by most native Californians.

Friend: Damn that guy almost killed about 10 people!
You: Yeah yo, he did The California Drift.

by Unicorn Muffintop July 28, 2018

California Corndog

The act of masturbating with a soggy slice of bread and feeding it to someone after ejaculation.

My friend Claudia was hungry, so I whipped up a California Corndog to feed her.

by CabootyCremeCake August 22, 2018