Bump Hunter

One who seeks the bump. A pregnant woman seeker.

Whoa man, He's such a bump hunter!

by thomas9308 May 16, 2014

The Jesus Bump

Noun

1. Euphemism for awkward Christian sex.

2. Christian dry humping

3. Mormon anal sex

4. A dance move done by Christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like Jesus on the cross. Then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. Palms facing forward.

Verb

-ed, ing

The act of doing any of the above

Dude, that Mormon girl; she's totally down for the Jesus Bump.

Yea, man, she was so uptight. But she let me Jesus Bump that.

Man, that Baptist girl was a freak. We did the Jesus bump and soaking.

by Undercommons September 3, 2014

bump jumpin

Continuous one night stands

Now that he's divorced he's bump jumpin from girl to girl

by brock-o-mom December 13, 2014

faby bump

Fake bumps commonly used by models to pose in maternity clothes and usually nowhere near the correct size.

That model's not pregnant, that's totally a faby bump.

by freddyflow November 21, 2013

bump tacos

This is the act of two females slamming thier vaginas together.

Hey sally, wanna go bump tacos?

by ledzeppguy67 February 18, 2015

Front bumping

Men who enjoy sword fighting or women who like to scissor.

Im very sore from all that front bumping last night. We should have tried sex instead.

by paul8m3 July 10, 2015

Swan bumps

Goose bumps for the more elegant and poised of society

It's chilly out here , I've already got swan bumps

by Priprixx August 30, 2016