Dirty Burger

When soiling yourself and the resulting fecal matter is smeared over the crack of the buttocks. Fetishized by some as sexual practice.

'Oh god I ran so hard for the bus I got a dirty burger.'
' I paid her £50 for a dirty burger'

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

Chili Burger

When you take a shit on your lady's ass then procede to fuck her in the corn hole.

That bitch said something to make me mad so gave her a chili burger.

by BUKN8KD March 29, 2005

vagina burger

a soon to be released sandwich at burgerking, made with only the best beef from the rear of the female cow. Created after the great success with the cockmeat sandwich. my be ordered as the clit combo.

customer: "I'll take a sweet tea and a vagina burger please."
Drive thru attendant: " Oh im sorry those have not yet been released at this resteraunt."
customer: " No!! I've been craving some vagina all day! Oh well i guess i could still get some from your mom."

by mr corndog December 9, 2008

arse burger

When a person 'eats' somebody's ring. The cheeks making up the 'buns' and the ring the 'meat' for one joyous arse burger. Often compared to the taste of Mcdonalds burgers(2)

(1)
Person:I love eating my girlfriends arse burger 24/7...mmmmm Mcdonalds

(2)
Person:Mmmmmm....arse burger
Person2:Put, my cheese burger down dude

by Shitballs July 8, 2004

Boobie Burger

A burger made from a squished breast. Preferably a large B or C cup. Sometimes done as an act of play. Or to see how much of the breast you can fit in your mouth.

Method:

Step 1: Place two hands on either side of a single breast.

Step 2: Bite down in the middle.

Statement - "Last night, I made myself a boobie burger."
Reply - "Yea, bitches love that shit"

Disclaimer: Bitches, do not ACTUALLY love this shit. Attempt at own risk.

by Dirty Dave Sanchez November 14, 2006

Ben Burger

An idiot who has no life sucks pp and loves nobody thinks hes cool cus he juuls but really is a complete idiot.NOT a good kisser sucks in bed is a fucking idiot. Complete dumbass who tries to suck his own dick but cant. HES A FUCKING MORAN

Ben burger sucked his own dick last night and doesnt pay child support.

by billy5294 January 8, 2020

The burger scale

This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.

"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."

Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."

by MartinFynch November 13, 2010