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Dont cross a Brad Graham.. especially with his girlfriend, you may get kidnapped off the side of the street, ducttapped and paper bagged, and driven out to the middle of nowhere and threatened to be killed and never heard from again.
Make sure to take Brads "light heatedly" when party favors are involved: wrestle with care, pat his head, and tell him how schmmmmexy he is even if he calls you a homofaggot that likes to such donkey dick.
Brad Grahams thrive best amongst beer pong, curious individuals that can entertain him, upper, downers, hot sex and yes, princess blanket cuddles.
Brad graham creatures are complex species with gangster rap and eckhart tolle in their cd player amongst one of their various forms of transportation due to annihilating the fuck out of their vehicles. most likely alcohol and rage induced.
Dont cross a Brad Graham.. especially with his girlfriend, you may get kidnapped off the side of the street, ducttapped and paper bagged, and driven out to the middle of nowhere and threatened to be killed and never heard from again.
Make sure to take Brads "light heatedly" when party favors are involved: wrestle with care, pat his head, and tell him how schmmmmexy he is even if he calls you a homofaggot that likes to such donkey dick.
Brad Grahams thrive best amongst beer pong, curious individuals that can entertain him, upper, downers, hot sex and yes, princess blanket cuddles.
by fascist lemonde December 9, 2013
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girl- "who's the new kid, he is so cute and i wanna be his girlfriend"
other girl- " his name is braden but he has a girlfriend already and i'm jealous"
other girl- " his name is braden but he has a girlfriend already and i'm jealous"
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Braden is the cutest guy you'll ever meet. Sometimes he can be rude, but really he's a big softie with a big heart. He's super athletic and when you look into his eyes you'll melt. He is so kind and charming. He gets all the girls, but he usually has his heart stuck on one. He's a bit shy at times and sometimes chickens out on taking risks, but only because he cares. He has the most lovable smile and always make people laugh. He always take an opportunity to learn something and never gives up. He is also very competitive and super smart. Any girl would be lucky to have a Braden. <3
Girl 1: "did you hear that Braden got a girlfriend?!"
Girl 2: "Yeah I'm so jelous! I wish I had him as my solemate! :("
Girl 2: "Yeah I'm so jelous! I wish I had him as my solemate! :("
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- Shits in less than 2 seconds
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- Likes people a year below him
- Shits in less than 2 seconds
- Always cares for his friends
- Unibrow on point
- A player
- Likes people a year below him
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1) When an unexpected clusterfuck happens at a large radio station. Seeing coworkers with large egos get their panties in a wad.
2) To penetrate a random girl, usually not so smart, at a large radio station late at night, and the humor is that she thinks it's "cool" b/c you work at a large radio station. This has to occur AT the station.
3) To fuck an intern, usually not so bright, who works in the marketing and promotions department at a large radio station. This can occur anywhere.
4) When your large radio station absolutely beats the shit out of the other stations in the market in the ratings, comparable to fucking them in the face.
5) Any lucky bastard who works in radio, still gets paid very well, and loves his/her job
2) To penetrate a random girl, usually not so smart, at a large radio station late at night, and the humor is that she thinks it's "cool" b/c you work at a large radio station. This has to occur AT the station.
3) To fuck an intern, usually not so bright, who works in the marketing and promotions department at a large radio station. This can occur anywhere.
4) When your large radio station absolutely beats the shit out of the other stations in the market in the ratings, comparable to fucking them in the face.
5) Any lucky bastard who works in radio, still gets paid very well, and loves his/her job
1) Arch got stuck in the elevator coming back from his smoke break. It's a broadcast fuck with no one talking into the stopset and the weather jingle playing for two minutes.
2) I brought that girl Bethany back to the station last night broadcast fuck (ed) her in the newsroom. The overnight crew walked by, looked in the window, and all they saw was a pair of damn legs high in the air and me giving it to her over the console. Gettin' me some strange.
3) Molly wants a broadcast fuck. I might take her in the station truck, get in the back and fuck her from behind, put on the mascot head midway through, tap her on the shoulder and scare the hell out of her.
4) They are making fun of us on the air again with their new imaging. Don't they realize that we broadcast fuck them in the face on a daily basis, getting higher ratings that ALL of their stations combined?
5) We all are some lucky broadcast fucks. Wouldn't it suck to have a real job?
2) I brought that girl Bethany back to the station last night broadcast fuck (ed) her in the newsroom. The overnight crew walked by, looked in the window, and all they saw was a pair of damn legs high in the air and me giving it to her over the console. Gettin' me some strange.
3) Molly wants a broadcast fuck. I might take her in the station truck, get in the back and fuck her from behind, put on the mascot head midway through, tap her on the shoulder and scare the hell out of her.
4) They are making fun of us on the air again with their new imaging. Don't they realize that we broadcast fuck them in the face on a daily basis, getting higher ratings that ALL of their stations combined?
5) We all are some lucky broadcast fucks. Wouldn't it suck to have a real job?
by SnakeArnold July 22, 2009
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