brandon

a 5'5 pubescent kid that has no life. He likes a girl named Ysabelle. All he does is just sit down and plays Fortnite. He has no life.

calvin:
hey, you heard about brandon?

zahn:
ye

calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.

zahn: wow, brandon is a god

calvin:
ye

by brandizzy July 27, 2018

Brandon

I am a brandon I come from foster care I was in foster care. Form the age of 7 to 13 my dad died when I was 2 and have been abused many different ways I am 6.2 pretty buff average in looks and good with cars and a good Carpenter I am 16 now and still happy despite all I went through and have made a couple mistakes but still ok

That brandon

by Thatkid990 February 5, 2019

Brandon

Super annoying, has bad temper, gets no pussy
Meet as little as a new horns can't get girls cause he is a little pussy and gay. Sucks at every game ever made, such a monkey

At what the fuk is Brandon here for?

Brandon is a nigerian sped

by Big_big_fat ding February 5, 2019

brandon

ugly and nice sikkeee u thought crusty,dusty and rusty

out my face brandon

by ghostboii2121 February 6, 2019

Brandon

Brandon

2 words

A

Asshole

Krista: OMG Brandon is sooooo cool

Sabrin: No he is an asshole that nobody likes.

Landon: Fuck Brandon

Everyone: Fuck Brandon

by KellyMan1212 February 7, 2019

Brandon

A white crack head that smokes weed and rides his skateboard everywhere

Brandon is a crack head.

by True loved by Alyssa September 21, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is the worst friend ever. He constantly leaves his friends for the company of a women, even if he only met her. he will lie to you and tell you he is going to the toilet when he really just ordered an uber. Brandon will tell you that he's done with chicks and proceed to bring the girl over just to use her for her body, lifts and crack. Brandon overall has an above average intelligent though this is negated by the constant bragging of his occupation as a lawyer. self-centered he also brags about is alleged large penis and how many time he can make his women cum.

friend, "whats that smell?"
Me, (sigh) "Brandon."

by MRSkinnyP3n15 May 30, 2018